i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
