Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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