i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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