She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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