Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
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That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work