So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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