Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I don't think brook has ever known best
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.