he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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