she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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