How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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