11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
Randomize