Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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