Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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