last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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