I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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