We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
This house was built for laser tag.
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Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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