he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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