I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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