I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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