a queef is a wish your heart makes.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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