I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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