i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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