Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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