Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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