The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
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That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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