My sheets look like a crime scene.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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She bit a glass in half.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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