I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
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