If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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