There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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