Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
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Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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