why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
then he tried to convert me to islam
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I had to cum in my sink.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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