No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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