great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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