Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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