i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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