Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
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