I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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