Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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