so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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