Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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