I want to walk on stilts...naked
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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