I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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