She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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