Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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