So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
