Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
we're making bets on your personal life
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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