I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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