either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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