TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
A+ Viking dick
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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