before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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