In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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