State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
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The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
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I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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