just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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