she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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